[ Akashi needs a moment to reassess where his life went, because clearly it went somewhere especially astray if anybody thinks that he knows how to hire a prostitute. ]
... I'm not even sure where to start here.
[ On second thought, yes he does, his father might be an emotionally distant prick but he's pretty sure his dad wouldn't do anything that might makes his mother, bless her soul, cry up there in heaven. He thinks.
Before he gets trapped into a conversation that involves his parents' sex life, though, there's something very obviously wrong about this conversation, and Akashi would very much like to cut to the heart of it. ]
Why is it that you think that you need to have sex to keep playing basketball, exactly?
[ He feels like he's going down the metaphorical rabbithole here. Akashi almost hopes that this explanation is going to make no sense, so he can write it off as delusion and pretend this never happened. ]
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Date: 2016-02-13 05:06 am (UTC)... I'm not even sure where to start here.
[ On second thought, yes he does, his father might be an emotionally distant prick but he's pretty sure his dad wouldn't do anything that might makes his mother, bless her soul, cry up there in heaven. He thinks.
Before he gets trapped into a conversation that involves his parents' sex life, though, there's something very obviously wrong about this conversation, and Akashi would very much like to cut to the heart of it. ]
Why is it that you think that you need to have sex to keep playing basketball, exactly?
[ He feels like he's going down the metaphorical rabbithole here. Akashi almost hopes that this explanation is going to make no sense, so he can write it off as delusion and pretend this never happened. ]