Mai-chan's not for me, she's for everybody. [ He says without skipping a beat. ] If she got a boyfriend, that'd ruin everything.
You don't know anything about idols, Kise.
[ That brief, revelatory statement on Aomine's (pathetic) hobbies aside, he still has a goal here and while Kise might not be the best person to call for this, he's also the only one out of their class that's ever had a girlfriend. The idea of a girlfriend had always struck Aomine as way too much trouble and effort, Midorima is married to that weird manservant of his, Murasakibara...might actually have one, but would never share, and Akashi and Tetsu are probably saving themselves for marriage.
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Date: 2016-02-11 08:26 pm (UTC)You don't know anything about idols, Kise.
[ That brief, revelatory statement on Aomine's (pathetic) hobbies aside, he still has a goal here and while Kise might not be the best person to call for this, he's also the only one out of their class that's ever had a girlfriend. The idea of a girlfriend had always struck Aomine as way too much trouble and effort, Midorima is married to that weird manservant of his, Murasakibara...might actually have one, but would never share, and Akashi and Tetsu are probably saving themselves for marriage.
That leaves Kise. Dubiously. ]
I need to have sex. Can you help me or not?
[ Because next on his list is Ryo, if not. ]